I pronounce it FAB-U-LOUS!
Full of Claymation Goodness! Seriously...
1. It SHOULD be illegal for anyone to have sex in public places. Mostly because it's gross.
2. It SHOULD NOT be illegal for people to make hookups *anywhere* in public.
That said, hypocritical douchebags like Sen Craig deserve every ounce of humiliation they're getting.